Paste your draft Post. A blunt editor scores the hook, brevity and voice, then checks it against current music-industry stories.
NewsJack monitors music-industry news, scores every Story and drafts your Jacks. See how it works →
Roast My Post is a working tool, not a landing page. Paste a draft for X or LinkedIn and the editor reads it against the live music news cycle, then answers the questions a good editor would ask before you post: does the hook land in the first line, is the post short enough to be read at all, does it sound like a person who works in music rather than a press release, and is the story underneath it still moving.
That last question is the one most drafts fail. A post riding a story that peaked two days ago reads as late no matter how well it is written, and no amount of polish fixes a dead news cycle. The roast scores timeliness separately from writing quality, so you can see which of the two to fix. You get the verdict, the specific fixes, and a stronger rewrite to start from. It is free, needs no signup, and works for any draft, music related or not.
If you want the habit behind the tool, the newsjacking guides explain how each music role catches the story in the first place, and the free playbook sets out the four-signal scoring framework NewsJack applies to 200+ stories every morning. The roast is the last step of that pipeline; the guides are the first.